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CHRIS LANDS IN 24HRS; HYPR GETS BOYZILIAN’D AT STRIP IN 12MINS

on Jun 18, 2014 in OUR HYPR CULTURE, Rainbow Warrior

  “One strip or two strips?” Joey, my therapist cocked an eyebrow at me. All business. She’s the tiniest, least intimidating, but most matter-of-fact, methodical and efficient female waxing therapist I could ever hope for, to get intimate with my nether regions. I love her already; I hope she’s a hag who can take one more fag. Out there, it’s hot and humid – OMG, it’s death. Down there, it kinda also gets hot and humid. And that’s clearly not ideal, otherwise, why would there be entire product lines of chilled underwear, cooling underwear and testicular cooling patches, to address male fertility issues? There’s about 634 other things I care about before I’d even have “fertility” as a line item on my HYPR To-Do list. In fact, I would not have fertility – why would I? I hate babies. I just truly care about...

A CRYBABY ON FATHER’S DAY & PINK DOT HONG KONG 2014

on Jun 17, 2014 in Event Orchestrator, OUR HYPR CULTURE, Rainbow Warrior, Social Butterfly, Spartacus, THE FAMILY GAY, THE PERFORMER

Emotions run high around special days meant for us to honor our loved ones. Fathers’ Day – also Pink Dot HK – is no different. Here we unleash “The #HYPR Full Drama Queen,” with a note to dear friends who worked hard on Pink Dot: Brava. Extraordinary achievement. And now… Indulge me? :) GET HYPERACTIVE!®

A MAGICAL TRANSIT

on May 28, 2014 in Event Orchestrator, OUR HYPR CULTURE, Rainbow Warrior, Social Butterfly, Spartacus, THE PERFORMER

“OMGYou’reGorgeousHowWasYourFlightAndAreYouCompletelySettledIntoYourHotelRoomCantBelieveYou’reTrulyHereThanksForTweetingMe!!!”

Fashion model Geena Rocero is so stunning in person, meeting her made me the opposite of tongue tied. I was incoherent.